How About That From The Cat!

The cat heard a human retort with "how about that," thinking they were all right and such where they were at. Cocky humans know nothing at all. How about that at my blog hall?

Pigs can fly.
They won't even die.
Stick them on a plane.
Poof, fly and don't fall like rain.

How about that?
Shown up by a cat.
How about that?
I'm where it's at.

You can jump from a plane,
Without a parachute or pain.
It's as easy as can be.
Crawl in, jump out, of the first grounded one you see.

How about that?
Proved wrong by a cat.
How about that?
I'm where it's at.

You can win the lottery,
Then take up pottery.
Just buy every combination going.
Guaranteed your numbers will end up showing.

How about that?
Schooled by a cat.
How about that?
I'm where it's at.

You can beat taxes.
No hoping the IRS relaxes.
Just move to the moon.
Get your own private sand dune.

How about that?
Told by a cat.
How about that?
I'm where it's at.

Superman can be beat.
Simply tear out a comic page and eat.
You have just beaten Superman.
Everyone will be your fan.

How about that?
Helped by a cat.
How about that?
I'm where it's at.

Wasn't that good advice from me? Damn, I'm such a witty kitty. What? You don't like cocky me? Humans can only do it from sea to sea? How about that? Hate to the cat. How about a singing bass? Yeah, he's not much fun to my little rhyming ass,

Later all, have a nice fall.