Tongue Lashing

The things my human does!


Yes, tongue-lashing because that is just what I should give my human! When we were doing the photo shoot the other day for the Instinct Raw Bites blog post, she really wanted to get a photo of me licking my lips, and you should see some of the terrible photos she took. Well, actually, you are going to see them, because I’ve posted them below!


That's what she gets for disturbing my meal


I’d barely begun eating when she started trying to get “the shot.” I was not pleased.


There she is, hovering again!


When I was done, she got serious about getting her photo.


It's a ghost! Oh, it's just my human and the black one-eyed metal beast


She didn’t even get my tongue here, just me with a look of horror on my face.


You dirty rat!


Yeah, well, there are a lot of things I could be saying here!


I may have done this one on purpose


It was getting pretty annoying. I mean, I was done with my food and I just wanted to leave and get on with my day!


If I'd had my tail curled in, we probably could have stopped here


This one was so close… but nope, she kept shooting.


I'm surprised it didn't freeze like that


By the end, my tongue and I were both pretty exhausted.


Mostly for my human


This was all so embarrassing for both me and my human!
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