Dear Vampire David: Please, Make Me A Werewolf!

Dear David,

My girlfriend is a big fan of a certain movie werewolf, and she loves dogs.  So I was thinking that I could take our relationship to the next level, if you made me a werewolf.  So when do we start?

Eager 

Dear Eager,

You don't want to be a werewolf.  It's not like in the movies.  Werewolves can't change at will unless they're several generations out.  They change at inconvenient times, have fleas, and smell when they get wet.  Seriously, you're thinking shapeshifter, and they are born that way.  Werewolves are made with a bite, and I wouldn't ask them if I were you. They tend to be irritable and lose their tempers easily.  They might forget the one bite and eat you instead.  Or rip you apart.  Believe me, you don't want to be a werewolf.

Want to get on the good side of your lady?  Write her a poem about her eyes.  Give her chocolates.  Pamper her.  Worship her with words and deeds.   Take her to buy the puppy of her choice. 

You don't need to be a werewolf to be lucky in love.  Or a vampire.  Be you.

David

Vampire David Hilliard

–Susan Hanniford Crowley

http://www.susanhannifordcrowley.com

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