Top Ten Tuesday! The Top Ten Perks of Being The Pope

10. He gets his own bobblehead:My head bobbles, but nobody is making toys out of it.

9.Chicks dig a guy with power:Dude can get anyone in the Vatican City he wants. From what I hear, he’s got a serious habit habit, if you know what I mean (insert wink emoji here).

8. I tried for years to Get McDonald’s to serve breakfast all day:One wave of his triton and it’s Egg McMuffin’s for dinner.

7. He gets featured on #ThePhilFactoragain. Come back for my Throwback Thursday later this week to read a...