"My favorite parenting trend in recent years is the CTFD Method, invented by mad scientist/dad David..."

“My favorite parenting trend in recent years is the CTFD Method, invented by mad scientist/dad David Vienna. The theory behind this intricate and methodical child rearing tactic is this: Calm The F#ck Down. And it’s a practice that applies not only to your underachieving brats but also to your sucky NFL team too.”

- The Muffed Punt: NFL bettors, Keep Calm and Wager On by Jason Logan at Covers