Something You Didn't Know You Needed

...and it's to drop everything and listen to Muse's "Reapers," no matter how many times you've heard it before!

Haha, just kidding. Or am I?

Well, that's not why I'm here. Today, I'm here to present the world something I never thought I'd ever get the chance to do - take a video of myself reading from Red Rain and doing impressions of Nat Bradford, Andrew Garfield, and River Song.

But, because my brain's been addled by the rising heat in the Bay Area today, I've gone and done exactly that.

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