Timely solutions for a too-busy Fall

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I don’t want to come off as sour on romance, but I hope next Fall some lovely young couple invites us to their wedding, has a big senseless fight at the rehearsal dinner and acrimoniously calls the whole thing off.

I swear I’ll send them both presents.

It’d give me a surprise vacancy on a calendar that’s far too crowded.

Fall is maybe my favorite time of the year. I love the