Why my kids shouldn’t read my blog

If you are my child,

STOP reading my blog.

Because today I’m talking about

my addiction to porn.

Yes.

I. Love. Porn.

There. I said it. Don’t judge.

And you love porn, too.

Especially food porn.

And if I say “porn” enough in this post,

I’m going to get some really interesting spam.

Which will entertain me all afternoon when I should be writing.

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This post brought to you by Porn.

Because I haven’t embarrassed my family enough.