“Our first date was going pretty well. I’d never been on a...

“Our first date was going pretty well. I’d never been on a date before, so I was pretty proud of myself. I was finding perfect little moments to reference our previous text messages. I put my arm around her during the movie. Well, my arm wasn’t exactly touching her, but I draped it across her seat, which actually really hurt my shoulder. Everything seemed to be going perfectly. But then after the movie we were crossing the street and I actually got hit by a car. I fell on the ground and all the stuff flew out of my backpack. It was really embarrassing. My leg was killing me for the rest of the date and I had to pretend like it didn’t hurt.”