Old Granddad I am drinking.

Led astray by friends, who knew my preferences were Rum or Tequila.

They’re like “Fuck you.”

So I am drinking Old Granddad Straight Kentucky Bourbon 100 proof with bitters and lemonade.

I tried it straight. God forbid.

“This is some pretty good bourbon, for only $17 a bottle,” my bourbon friends are saying. I have a couple buddies who are all about bourbon. They pay $50 a bottle (and more!), while their children starve in the street.

Me, I think bourbon tastes weird. I don’t know how to describe it.

Weird.

It’s ok with lemonade and bitters, but I miss my rum.

Irie irie, mon!