My tweets

Mon, 12:43 : Survived the Brisketpocalyse... here's to feasting on the souls of my enemies for another year! Mon, 13:05 : I look forward to my weekly screaming of 'YOU DON'T KNOW HOW EASY YOU'VE STILL GOT IT!" while watching Fear The Walking Dead. #itgetsworse Mon, 19:52 : BREAKING NEWS: THIS is the year I'm going to make 'fetch' happen, people! Tue, 01:52 : Marked the 2112 cover on my front door, but sadly it did not summon Geddy Lee, Eric Lifeson, or Neil Peart this holiday #RUSHHashanah