Two 5-Year-Old Russian Boys Tunneled Their Way Out of Preschool to Buy a Sports Car

Two 5-Year-Old Russian Boys Tunneled Their Way Out of Preschool to Buy a Sports Car:

These kids dug a hole under the fence surrounding their preschool using toy gardening tools. It took them a few days… a few days.

Sure, they may have evaded the teachers and risked their safety, but on the bright side, for 5-year-olds they sure have a lot of patience. My boys get upset if a project takes longer than 10 minutes.

Not only did these two boys hatch an elaborate caper—and, oh yes, this definitely qualifies as a caper—once free of the confines of the school grounds, they walked more than a mile to a Jaguar dealership.

5-year-olds. Walked a mile. For a Jag.

Nicely done, comrades. Nicely done.