Self-Assessment at the fst Away Day

Hi, folks! I’ve got something a little bit different for you today. Last Thursday (3rd September), I headed off to Kent with my colleagues for my company’s annual away day. Lots of stuff happened, and I don’t want to either bore you with it or to incriminate anyone else, but I did want to share one thing with you.

For one of the exercises, we were asked to write a profile of ourselves by filling in a selection of questions. Then, other people had to guess who you were from your responses. I quite enjoyed doing it, and so I thought I’d share my answers with you. Because why not?

 

Your Beliefs:

Super liberal
Equal rights for all
Vegetarianism
Say no to religion

The point of life is to spread more happiness than sadness and to do something worth remembering.

 

The Way You Speak:  

A slight northern twang, occasional big words and lots of swearing. Often talks to self. Once rhymed ‘section’ with ‘erection’ and ‘pre-menstrual tension’. It’s a half-rhyme, but it counts.

 

Culture/Customs:  

Borderline OCD – computer desktop is always empty, and books are alphabetized by surname.

 

What Characterises You?:  

A healthy disregard for authority figures and a partial immunity to the media. Once helped a homeless lady to pick up change when she fell over.

 

Funny Habits:

See Culture/Customs, plus writing daily poems on cigarette breaks and only ever wearing headphones on one ear. Also, getting really angry about spelling and grammar mistakes.

 

What I Have That No-One Else Does:  

I’m a creative who also has business sense, and I don’t get embarrassed about whoring myself out. Speaking of which, have you read my book?

 

Iconography:  

A hoodie with the hood up
Booze and cigarettes
A capo, a biro and a plectrum

Also, this:

 

 

 

Anyway, thanks a lot for reading (as always), and be sure to find me on Facebook, Twitter and/or LinkedIn if you need me. I’ll see you soon!

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