We Go Absurd With Anatomy Of A Word!

The cat watches you humans get wordy every day. Hell, I use your words at my bay. But that doesn't mean I don't see what you do. You go all body part at your zoo. Don't believe me? Just sit back and see.

That's a load of crap.
He got a bum rap.
Bum in a wrapper?
Diaper instead of crapper?

It will never fail.
Give me a cocktail.
Should I go there?
Might lead to cock fighting at my lair.

If you want this to cease,
Add in some elbow grease.
Damn that says my OCD.
Grease on an elbow is just nasty.

He had such good will,
That he was able to foot the bill.
He stomped on the bill?
That sure isn't goodwill.

No need to beg,
I was just pulling your leg.
Umm, I would have noticed that.
I am a four legged cat.

You get the crown.
You win, hands down.
Wouldn't you want to cheer?
Hands up would be more clear.

You never should have lingered,
As you just got fingered.
Hmm, was it enjoyable at least?
Nature of the beast.

I bet they are never numb,
Just look at that beach bum.
So you have a sandy ass?
Damn, hope a cat doesn't trespass.

Seen with the naked eye,
Something that was a me, oh my.
So eyes have clothes too?
Damn, no fashion sense at my zoo.

Whether far or near,
You can have someone's ear.
Did you chop it off?
That someone may scoff.

Does anatomy get a bum rap? I could go on all day with your anatomy trap. But I won't bend your ear. That may give you a bottoms up rear. We may not see eye to eye. I blame the tall or short guy. I just hope you have enough class that you never finger my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.