Dumb

Dear Sarah Palin,

There is no language known as "American." That's a nationality. Americans speak a variety of languages, just so you know. The predominant language of the country is, in fact, English, which of course is what you meant, but please, if you're running for a government position, at least stop saying so many dumb things. Then again, the more dumb things you say, the less likely you are to go anywhere, so maybe it's a good thing.

Love,

Me.