Texting with LRB

Me texting LRB (Little Roth Boy): Why didn’t you call to tell me you missed the bus? Why did I have to hear it from MRB?

Him: Wait? I missed the bus?

Me: Where are you?

Him: Waiting for the bus.

SIGH.

Him just now: Can you ask MRB if it even stopped at my school? It might just be running late.

Me: Since it is out front dropping of your brother and not you with him I think its safe to say you missed the bus. I’m sending BRB.

Him: Okay

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Mr. Mandy comes bursting in… “Where is LRB?”

Me: SIGH