Take A Whiff Of The What If!

The cat hears this almost everyday, what if this, what if that, at his bay. That seems to be all some humans can do at their zoo. Is that called denial or living in the past without a clue? Beats the heck out of me. But I'll show you the error of you ways at your sea.

What if it went that way.
What if that was on display.
What if I did that.
What if I were a cat.

What ifs do flow.
What ifs do show.
What ifs in the know.
What ifs you crow.

What if I turned.
What if I learned.
What if I flew.
What if that were true.

What ifs high.
What ifs don't die.
What ifs aplenty.
What ifs of 2020.

What if I fell.
What if there's hell.
What if I walk.
What if I talk.

What ifs north.
What ifs put forth.
What ifs south.
What ifs have lots of mouth.

What if-ed out?
What if I end my shout?
What if I stop right now?
Would you have a cow?

What if that were true.
That would hurt you.
Out pops a cow.
The world record book would wow.

Now what if you are in plot A,
Wishing for plot B at your bay.
Now what if you were in plot B,
Would you be wishing for plot A at your sea?

Did you grasp that?
What if I'm not really a cat.
What if I'm a dog.
What if I say pffft to that final log.

Do you get it now? All done what if-ing and having that cow? If you what if about situation B while in situation A, still following at my bay? Then you'd most likely, what if about situation A if you were in situation B. You humans are never satisfied at your sea. Now the deep thinking has come to pass from my what if-ing little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.