The Truth About Little Grey Men

After seeing CNN’s rolling headlines today (8/9/15) I have come to shift my opinion on a very controversial subject, the truth about little grey men.

For the majority of my life I’ve thought the mysterious little grey humanoids were visitors from worlds far, far away. I still think they come from far, far away, but I think it’s a time and not a place.

I have come to the conclusion that the little grey humanoids are time travelers that have returned from the future to stave off disaster. In all accounts of interacting with these greys their characteristics remain constant; they’re little grey humanoids with no discernible sexual orientation and they communicate via extrasensory means, like telepathy.

To the common observer these beings, with their abduction of poor unsuspecting humans, may appear to be advanced scouting parties for extraterrestrial civilizations. In reality they are our great, great, great grandchildren traveling back in time to hopefully undo the damage we have caused.

“Unarmed black teen shot, and killed by a white police officer.”

The combination of our genetically modified food, and our desire to create racial division leads to all future humans becoming one shade of grey.

“Gender labels are being removed from a retailer because it is seen as possibly harmful.”

Our inability to defend our genders leads to genetic modifications that make all future humans sexless, and as a result of lacking sexual organs all future humans are test tube babies.

The fact that we have become so politically correct that we can’t hold a conversation leads to a change in genetic coding so that all the future test tube babies are born without vocal cords.

So the next time you hear an abduction story, don’t worry it isn’t the beginning of war of the worlds; it’s our offspring coming back to try and undo all the damage caused by their predecessors.

You can hope that these time travelers are able to bounce back and fix enough of our screw ups, or you can prepare for the fact that little Suzy will eventually be a three foot tall four fingered big headed bug eyed grey humanoid. However, if you want to avoid little Suzy’s fate it starts with not buying into the bullshit that is constantly served up by lamestream media, which is designed to get ratings by creating hate.

 

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