Why I will never be a weight-loss program spokesperson

Have you ever seen somebody walking by with their arms so loaded by things so random you just know there has to be a story?

Mine starteda few weeks ago.

With the exception of five pounds or so which goes and comes back like carrier pigeons, the weight I’ve put on over the years put its roots down around the same time I did. So when my gym issued a weight loss challenge, I ignored it. Lamont, on the other hand, can lose twice that much simply by drinking an extra cup of water. The grand prize?...