One Good Thing

Okay. I'm going to try to start this up again. I received a very sweet email from someone who wanted to know where they had gone. Why wasn't I writing them any longer? My response was that I had indeed intended to start them up again, but...I forgot.

I'm a lazy bitch.

Anyway, there is a red bird that steals my cat's food. It's not like Kitteh Kitteh is starving, but, BELIEVE ME, neither is this bird! It is the heftiest red bird I have ever seen. The only reason I've been able to see him closely is because he's too heavy to lift off immediately. I mean, this bird doesn't even tweet anymore. He says "I'M HUNGRY!" like Chris Farley in that old SNL Gap Girls sketch. I think Kitteh Kitteh might be letting him eat her food on purpose to fatten him up. One day she's going to pounce. I just know it. There will be blood. And lots of red feathers.

Fat little red birds. Those darling dinosaur descendants are definitely good things!