If you get up early, you’ll probably stumble out of bed to get some coffee. If you stumble...

If you get up early, you’ll probably stumble out of bed to get some coffee.
If you stumble out of bed, you might knock over a houseplant.
If you knock over a houseplant, you might be reminded it’s a cactus.
When you’re reminded it’s a cactus, you might also be the girl who’s pulling cactus needles from her foot at 7am.
Don’t be that girl.
Don’t get up early.