I think pre-nups should be outlawed.

Rich motherfucker wants to marry a hottie 30 years his junior? He should put his money on the line.

Real love, after all, LOL.

It’s probably all just sophisticated prostitution anyway, but I always come down on the the side of the worker.

Look, people can make a mockery of marriage all they want, but I say you don’t get financial protection while you do it.

Call me old fashioned…