What $2 Can Get You (Plus, an eBook Sale!)

Hello friends and readers! Wednesday the 2nd marks the first day of a four-day eBook sale for Ten Thousand Lines. You can snap it up for a mere $1.99 from now until Saturday. What can $2 get you these days?

-A pack of gum
-3/4 of a gallon of gas
-A Wendy's cheeseburger
-Vending machine fruit snacks
-Suave shampoo
-8 gumballs
-2 postage stamps
-A candle
-One ticket on the MSP Light Rail
-A package of shirt buttons
-A scratch-off lotto ticket
-5 colored photo copies at Staples (seriously!)
-A package of bas...