Sir, The Businessman

Me: Excuse me, sir, you’re on fire.

Sir: My dream is to be very rich. Since I don’t wantto pay people, I’m going to do it all by myself.

Me: But you’re on fire.

Sir: Fuck it, I’m going to do it myself, unless you got some free time.

Me: But I already gave you all of my free time, and you are on fire.

Sir: My reputation…

Me: …

Sir: I’ll be rich and all the haters will be like, damn he’s rich.

Me: Shall I call a fire squad?

Sir: You got any free time?

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