The Whine Shall Now Align!

The rip offs are through. Back to the norm at my zoo. Wait, wasn't it the norm before? Stop that whining at your shore. Did you get the topic of today? Don't whine if not at your bay.

Whine about this,
Whine about that.
Whine for bliss.
A whiny little brat.

My back has pain.
But I walk in bad shoes.
I have to look pretty on a train,
So my back will lose.

I need to drop weight.
But I eat a lot and hate exercise.
I have to fill my plate,
Isn't this magic pill wise?

The ying of the whine,
The yang of the shit.
All would be fine,
It you weren't a dimwit.

My place is small,
But I don't want to work.
I need a bigger hall,
Why can't welfare have that perk?

I hate my work,
But I don't look for anything new.
I can't go and lurk,
New is such a scary view.

The yang of the whine,
The ying of the shit.
See the sign,
And don't be a dimwit.

My phone won't work,
I didn't pay the bill.
I blame that phone company jerk,
Had nothing to do with my will.

I hit a car,
But I had to talk.
My friend was waiting at a bar,
I had no time to gawk.

Whine about this,
Whine about that.
Whine and hiss,
Pfft to you says the cat.

If you won't do what needs to be done and instead need to give a whining run, then you won't get any sympathy from me. Whiners can go hang upside down in a tree. Maybe they'll fall on their head and the whining will no longer need to be fed. Was I too crass? Doesn't bother my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.