LitWit Challenge 4.4: The Yucch-meter has a request.

The Yucch-meter finds that they are paralyzed with dread at the thought of reading the submissions for LitWit Challenge 4.4. They are simply not in the mood. To force the Yucch-meter to evaluate the entries in these circumstances would place the contestants in dire peril. How dire? Ever seen one of our favorite childhood movies, [...]