A Bad Idea

My eleven-year-old son came in from playing outside. He didn't look so good.

"Dude, what's wrong?" I asked.

He sat down in his chair and shook his head. "Mama, I had a really bad idea."

"You? A bad idea?" I wondered what it could've been.

"Yeah. I drank Coke with Mentos and then jumped up and down on a trampoline."

I nodded. "Yep. That's not one of your better ideas. How do you feel?"

"Like I just ate undercooked broccoli without butter."

That's bad.

So, ladies and gentlemen, I would highly advise not drinking Coke with Mentos and then jumping on a trampoline.  Learn from the boy!