Dear Fox, We Need To Have A Talk About These Reboots…

Allow me to teach you a lesson you won’t soon forget.

Are you okay? You seem to becoming down with some kind of illness where you keep ranting and raving about the glory days of your network in the last two decades. Now, most people would think that the news of a24,Married with Children,andX-Files reboot would be a sign that you are completely out of ideas and looking for a quick cash-in on old stories, but by golly, your network executives sure know better than the public does, am I right?

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