A Hat For A Cat!

There is a cat blogger named Brian, not the Gawker or I'd be lyin. At least I hope he isn't really a cat. A cat with a mohawk would scare a rat. Anyway, back to the rip off of the day. Brian the cat with a hat on display.


Time for a new hat?A hat for a cat.But what kind of hat,Would you get for a cat?
Would it be frizzy,And make all dizzy?Would it be bright,Sparking through the night?

Would it be on fire,Less literal, and more desire.Hmm, being snip snip,Might avoid that trip.

Would it be large,Seen from a barge? Would it be small,And not very tall?
What's in a hat?A hat for a cat.A cat with a hat.Following where I'm at?
But who needs a hat?A hat on a cat?A cat as much more.No need to even go out the door.
A couch on the head.Maybe a king sized bed.A shelf or two.Even a loo.
That last is nasty though.Scratch that at my show.But much you can find,When in a bind.
TV on the head.On a stand, no dread.Toy in the air,Falling on head hair.

Or the best of all,Where one can curl up in a ball.A blanket on the head,While lying in bed.  
Doesn't that make a good hat? Think it will work for Brian the cat? Hmm, he may be better off with his hat. His 6 sisters may make fun where he is at. Glad I only have one. That many I'd come undone. Plus not going to share my blanket at all. All mine at my hall. Do you wear a hat? Come, tell the cat. Is it bright, big or tall in mass? Hats off to you from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.