Why is cash always cold and hard? How come it’s never warm and soft?

omgparticle:

early-onset-of-night:

“I have in my pocket $1,000 in warm, soft cash.”

‘The morning I left for college he walked into my room.
He held out his hand. And it was filled with money.
A big sweaty wad of money.
And he said, “I don’t want you to ever come back.”
I just grabbed him and I hugged him.’ - As good as it gets