Ranting to strangers about misnaming things

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We were amidst a tedium so pervasive the only things with even a remote chance of vanquishing it were either a joint or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

But those sensible solutions would have caused more trouble than they were worth.

Even I understand no matter how boring the situation, you can’t just whip out a joint in a public school amidst a bunch of impressionable middle