One of the weird things about life is money

When I made $12,000 a year, that wasn’t enough. I was always scrimping and saving, trying to make rent.

Later, I made $20,000 a year. And, yep, I was scrimping and saving, trying to make a different, higher rent.

A friend of mine owns his own house and makes almost $70,000 a year. And guess what? He doesn’t have quite enough money.

How is it that $12,000 a year is not enough, but neither is $20,000 or $70,000?

We always bitch about the “economy” and how everything is so “expensive” now.

Are you sure we’re not just a bunch of dipshits?