Unspecific Lad-Like Persona Spree Definitely Not About Me After HyperMasculine YouTube Comments From Various Rhiana Videos Pushed All The Gentle Boys Playing In The Snow To The Ground

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I got Man stuck in my teeth. Flossing is for not-Man. Obviously. Watch my smile curl into come-here. Make the girls quiver like a dropped case of Pepsi Max.

I got so much Man in my upper body I walk in the room & the other Men put their fists into the nearest wall so they can be sure they Man too.

I got Man lodged in my throat. When the quiet boys arrive they know they better keep quiet. Better keep boy.

I slick back my hair with so much Man it shines like the blade of the knife I just shoved inside this poem

because Man always has the knife, right?

When they ask me if I got Twitter I say Tweet This:

Then I say nothing because I am a Man so I have already said too much.

If you see me cry.

Someone better had died.