Smile at this time

LJ alerts me through Google when someone replies to even a along-ago post, usually a spammer.  This is one I got today, written perhaps by Jonathan Safran Foer or his imagined aspirational English speaker.  Can't resist sharing.  I have removed the URL to whatevcer it is he's promoting. I think I will adopt "Forever identify what appears to be unsurpassed" as a motto.

Subject: Have oneself equipment rental software?
While on the most recent trip toward Lincoln I stumbled over Claud while on my way. This guy advised my person, he was open to get an innovative Software system here this Notebook Store at this area. Right, what a luck, I was on the way to take off to the identical store, but for a dissimilar purpose. We determined that we travel together, therefore we both be capable of give out advice to each other.
In this day and age I infrequently buy Software in a stockroom. I choose getting in the World-wide-web because almost permanently there appears to be the plus to see a sample or even try the thing over a limited while otherwise through limited features. I can not perform that in the superstore! My pal opposed me, saying he has learned precisely what he wishes. This guy tested before now on his fathers apparatus and the thing is the top he has ever encountered so far!
At this juncture in USA in spite of this it is not dangerous to buy within the Network. The thing arrives along with every assistance one require. Certainly it certainly is nice, when you give everybody merriment and this so greatly considered necessary entertainment, when you control a venture that is correlated to Weddings, Events and Celebration, however yet this kind of producing cash still wishes to make cash (smile at this time). Hence hold it all together and be in no doubt you have a first-class program to control every one of your transactions plus retains you up to date!
For me, the thing is your most vital bit of equipment one can have!
Forever identify, what appears to be unsurpassed!!