Animal annoyances? Let's blame Noah

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I wonder how different the world would be today if on Noah’s ark someone had thought to bring along a fly swatter.

It’d probably be a lot less annoying.

They drive me nuts.

Bees do, too, of course. But bees provide tangible benefits. They pollinate and make delicious honey.

What do common houseflys do?

Well, I looked it up. The answer doesn’t bolster their case for ark