The Art of cutting Onions

"Ouch," he shrieked in pain as he placed his finger under the running water while compressing the cut.

"What happened" came a curious query.

"I cut my finger" Josh replied in pain.

While laughing loudly, the querier commented, "Sure, it had to happen. Who wears sunglasses to cut onions."

Josh was taken aback at first. Swallowed his pride and made a statement of opinion, "This helps fight