An 80's Day Here At Play!

The cat will go back in time with this rip off chime. Stephanie Faris likes the 80's judging from her A to Z. So how can that not be used by me. Weren't the 80's grand? If you don't remember, I'll help you out in my land.

 Q-tips people started using.I guess they were confusing.In which hole do they go?The 80's sure didn't know.
 A pinball need to get back.Damn, give that sucker a whack.Hit it at 88mph though.The 80's sure had places to go.
 The fashion was great.Dressed up in crocodile, mate!With teeth in your hat,The 80's chewed some fat.
Rednecks were in.They all went for a spin.With windows wielded shut.The 80's weren't in a rut.
 The games were great.There were top rate.Shoot at the screen.80's dogs were mean.
 Red was in. Like helmets from a trash bin.The sky may start falling.The 80's weren't stalling.
  Dress all the same.Individuality was lame.And not just any type.The 80's sure were ripe.
 No need to shave at all. Instead, look menacing at your hall.Save on razors too.The thrifty 80's through and through.
 Suck back your face.A common embrace.So was the bow tie.The 80's invented this guy.
And finally it came. The game not so tame.When someone did linger,The 80's invented pull my finger.
Now the cat is through. Enjoy the 80's trip at my zoo? The cat wasn't even around then. I heard it passed down from mutts at my den. Would they ever lie? Without a reason why. But I'll believe their 80's sass. It is just too fun not to for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.