Tales From the Sock Drawer: Kenny Chu, Tea Painter
Meet Kenny Chu, world famous artist and genius. I say that sarcastically because while he is world famous, he most certainly is not a genius. The guy literally wipes a used teabag across a canvas and then has the gall to show it in a gallery. The only people dumber than him are the morons who buy his crap. Can you believe an original Kenny Chu Tea Painting sells for over $250,000? In this economy?!? If that’s not bad enough, get a load of this quote of his I found on his web site:
“Painting with tea is a wonderful pursuit. It’s expressive, relaxing and inexpensive. All you need is a teabag, a stick and a desire to communicate with something other than words and hand gestures.”
What a bunch of pompous garbage. It makes me mad just reading it. Seriously, if I ever snap and start flushing cherry bombs down public toilets, this guy’s the reason why.
