Many For One When This Is Done!

I will rip off a few today at my zoo. Who says you can't do a ton in one? Not I under my sun. Even though my sun is the same as the one above you. But we won't go into the sun's view. I have to be fast today. For I too want to play.

I'm #1!
I won, I won.
I'm #1.
Okay, I'm done.

Hank got beat.
Out on the street.
Streak is done.
Being #1 is fun.

Suza got stopped.
She sure flopped.
Poor, poor her.
Stuck looking at my butt fur.

Robyn did it before.
But not any more.
She got her win.
The cat did her in.

Betsy, pffft to early.
She may get squirrely.
Needs that sleep.
So #1 I can keep.

The Blue Guy came.
But he wasn't game.
His copy and paste.
Only went to waste.

Mary Kirkland tried.
But oops, computer died.
That is a likely excuse though.
But I'll let it go.

Truedessa had a chance.
Maybe at first glance.
But oops, I win.
Is that a sin?

The ninja wannabe is here.
But have no fear.
He reads first.
No bubble to burst.

Damn, it doesn't count?
Hank gets to add to his amount?
That is just rude.
I'm #1 in cattitude.

So who got number one today? As I write this it is four months away. Hmm, think Hank will win? Been #1 at my bin? #1 sure took a life of its own at my sea. The #1's fly free. But if you have you have to do number one, find a litter box before it gets done. I'm #1 to the singing bass. He likes my #1 little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.