Pope Interview 8

Walking into a room filled with squawking geezers, Evil Editor, his voice booming like God's the first time he caught Adam polishing the bishop, yelled, "HEY, KNOCK IT OFF," adding, "Holy Christ, I haven't seen this much red since the time I edited Stallone's autobiography."

"Who the hell are you?!" the fat one said. Actually, they were all fat, as you'd expect of guys who hit the buffet at Mama Rosa's Lasagna Conclave every day.

"I'm here about the opening," EE replied.

"The janitorial position? C