While I Kiss this Guy/Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief/There's a Bathroom on the Right

Likely to be off radar for the weekend at Arisia, but before I leave, a meme, or, I suppose it would be a meme if several other people do or have independently done it, because heaven knows the internets need more of those.

Anyway, I'm going to throw out some lyrics that I thought were from songs, but in fact were not.  Misheard lyrics, or something pieced together in my head, and if you want to play, you can comment with what you think the song is and what the actual lyrics are.  These were all on the radio, with one exception, when I was a kid, and shouldn't be too obscure.

1) When the world can take a stun.

2) I'm just a fast ball in the night.

3) Drop your precious scarlet mirror.

4) We're living in a world of fruit, drinking a scow.

5) Landsraad, your moment's at hand (yes, I was that big a nerd, so was my dad; this song is the obscure one so a bonus bit from it: "Hellbent, empty as Sven").

Had fewer than I thought that weren't the obvious ones.  So feel free to add some, if you like.