To The Mutts With No Nuts!

The cat has to give it up to mutts today. Not that he wants to at his bay. But when ripping off Mary, who has three, the cat has to give the butt sniffers a go at his sea.

You may recall she is bendy.I guess the sniffing is trendy.It has caught on far and wide.In her acts, Mary can take pride.
The butt for scent.Time well spent?Maybe for some,With a nose up a bum.

But a leg humping too?That just won't do.You have no nuts.Such crazy mutts.

No nut mutts sniff butts.That's some kind of ruts.Say it three times fast.Think it's a blast?

Blast of something I suppose,That may perk up a nose.Can't even jump.But they leg hump. See? Can't even get up there.  The cat can do it with time to spare.But they just sit and look.Such needy creatures at every nook.
And they come smaller than a cat.A fluffy hairball cat at that. That's what I call lunch.But they'd make a rather loud crunch.
 Plus they fear a cat.Just watching Cassie do that.Ready to run away,Should Cassie make him pay.
 And they need to fight as a pair. Pffft, I'll just yank the big ones hair.That will sure make him run.Then lunch can be well done.
 One good thing though,About the canine foe,They are well versed in playing dead. But I'll still whack them on the head.
Hmm, was that a rip off or a poke at the mutt? Bah, whatever works we say at our hut. Mary got to show her bendy skills once more. Geez, teaching dogs everywhere how to sniff butts at her shore. That is just crass. But they can sniff my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.