13 Things On Or Near My Desk

Gah! I seem to be getting caught unprepared on a regular basis, as of late. I apologize for this, and for the fact that I'm resorting to this old chestnut for my Thursday Thirteen this week:
13 Things On Or Near My Desk
1) Altoids. Not that I need them. Heh. I have these on my desk because I cleaned out my bag to take it to work and forgot to throw them in again. Oops.
Mine doesn't look like this, but it's kinda close, I guess.2) One of those alarm clocks with a built-in thermometer. The...