Hiring a Unicorn as a Model. (Halfway News)

UNICORN!

That's what my friend Staci said when I mentioned I walked into the grocery store and saw a young woman who looks exactly how I pictured Carlie McEwan (White Witch, Monster Fighter, and Maker of Waffles).

"You found a unicorn," Staci said.

"I did?" I asked.

"Yes. It's a one-in-a-million thing. Get it?" Staci responded.

"Oh, Ok,"I confirmed. 

There was an awkward pause in our chat.

"Well, I better go do. . .something else. Don't scare the girl. Make sure she knows you don't have a...