Thank you for following me, first of all.

I have been divested most brutally of late because I refuse to hold orthodox views on feminism.

This is why I have stopped following people back: they’re just going to unfollow me anyway when they realize I am not a part of their echo chamber.

But, I have a few drinks in me. True, you, too, will eventually unfollow me, but I really want to amp it up this time. The fact that I’m not your echo chamber isn’t enough. I want you to truly hate me.

If I can make a random, anonymous internet person TOTALLY hate me, then I have actually achieved something.

I’m not sure what, but it has to be something.

It has to.