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I’m not a big fan of Ellsworth Kelly.

Wait, I should rephrase that.

I’m not a big fan of the art of Ellsworth Kelly.

Hm. Maybe I should rephrase that, too.

I seriously dislikethe art of Ellsworth Kelly.

But I have a reason. Many years ago, my wife and I were in New York City and we stopped into the Guggenheim. We both love modern art, so this is not simply a matter of not “getting” his art. I get it. I just think it’s lame. My wife and I took the elevator up so we could stand at the top of th...