You mean you want me to do yet another photo session for the calendar? I was just about to take a nap.
All right, I’ll get up. Give me sec.
So apparently this is for February and Valentine’s Day. And you want me to look romantic.
How’s this? It’s my “looking longingly into the distance” pose.
You didn’t like that one? How about this one?
I’m done. ’Bye.
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Published on August 13, 2015 00:10