Sometimes I Lie To Our Turtle
9 January 2011
What a weird weekend. Tragedy and trivium and everything in between. Best wishes for happiness and good health to all — and I mean to ALL.
I am bitterly amused to see that many of the same people who call an Islamic cultural center several blocks away from Ground Zero a "mosque on Ground Zero" are now lamenting the "rush to judgement" by people who are apparently "politicizing a tragedy."
8 January 2011
The Glenn Becks and Sarah Palins of the world need to look to the results of their hate-filled, violent rhetoric. They're preaching hatred and all-is-justified to people who often have a tenuous grasp on sanity.
Flashback: Giffords Warned Of 'Consequences' To Palin's Target Imagery (VIDEO)
tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com
Back in March 2010, Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) responded to the use of violent imagery and heated political rhetoric from conservative activists — mentioning Sarah Palin's use of crosshairs on a map over Democratic-held districts such as hers.
Profile Picture: "Captain Pigg, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies and see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Oh, and carrots."
Batmobile. Every variant. Extremely geeky. Yay!
This Is Every Batmobile Ever
jalopnik.com
Of all comic book fantasy vehicles, the Batmobile claims a special place among fans and car geeks alike, but few realize just how many variations there have been over the last 70 years. Here's every Batmobile ever drawn or built.
"...And so on and so on, blah blah woof woof."
—Jimi Hendrix, quoting my dogs
6 January 2011
So since she doesn't want to use it anymore, you may now call ME "Snooki". In fact, I'm going to insist on it.
defamer.gawker.com
Jersey Shore heffalump Snooki told the Daily News that she'd like to be called by her real name, Nicole, now that she's a published author. Here are some good reasons why that will never happen.
Clearly the folks in the Virginia DMV don't share my sense of humor.
Virginia DMV Revokes World's Greatest License Plate
jalopnik.com
A man in possession of the world's greatest license plate has lost his battle with the Virginia DMV, who ridiculously claim it encourages oral sex with kids instead of just cannibalism. Here's their predictably unfunny response to the funny plate.
Sometimes I lie to our turtle. Tonight I told him, "I didn't forget to feed you for six days, it was a special spa treatment. And you look wonderful!"
Dudley Do-right serves as an example (metaphorically speaking) of many if not most adult relationships: Dudley loves Nell Fenwick, but Nell loves Dudley's horse.
