sherlock: mike listen i need a flatmate!
john: *is perfect*
sherlock: nice, together we should be able to afford a place even though i just deduced you're 100% broke and jobless and actually i already moved in
john: *lives with sherlock for a month* ok but i'm still broke i should probably get a job
sherlock: please take my money and never speak of contributing to the rent again
This is 100% accurate
Published on August 07, 2015 19:50