The tattoo thing! It's SO annoying when people grab you! It's also super annoying when they say, "I love your tattoo/your tattoo is so pretty. What's it say?" I'm just going to start saying random stuff like 'the grilled cheese overlord will rise'

Lmao OMG. That’s perfect. I really don’t mind a compliment but don’t touch me, don’t ask me what it means, and don’t make dumb jokes. I have the word “bibliophile” and people legitimately ask me what that means and joke “is that like a pedophile or something?”

Yeah. I wanna fuck a book.